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The Spamela Anderson Burger

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This perky, beach blonde classic is stacked with all kinds of salty, sweet and is not afraid to flaunt it. Sandwiched between a sun-kissed pineapple upside down cake, sits a beef patty ground with spam, crispy jalapeno rubbed bacon, and a gorgeous sharp cheddar riesling sauce. Playboy, call me.

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That Special Sauce

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I’m happy to announce that the freshly minted, BURGER PERVERT EMPORIUM is now open for biznasty, and showcasing a limited run of Ryan Ford’s “Special Sauce” PornBurger tee’s. Pick one up while supplies last and let that freak flag fly.

(Orders ship starting, Feb 7th)

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The James Francophile Burger

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This bromantic stack of sophistication has three degrees and a black belt in French kissing. We’re talking melted Gruyère de Comté over a grass fed beef patty, a black truffle demi glace, bone marrow onion jam, a gratuitous dick joke, pickled beets, and an oven crisped cheese puff. In fact, the only thing missing from this beasty, is a shirtless Seth Rogen.

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The Chronic-kah Burger

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Chanukah may have already come and gone, but this stoner stack is the gift that keeps on giving: Smokey shiitake mushrooms on a nest of caramelized onions, kimchi thousand island dressing, a seared beef patty draped in melted swiss, and a couple of crispy root vegetable latkes, or as I call them — Chanukah hash. Light’er up!

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The Fowl-atio Burger

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With this tuducken burger in my belly, I have much to be turfankful for… Namely crispy duck skin, a juicy seasoned turkey patty, creamy chicken liver pate, a bright brussel salad, a masterfully balanced, ‘Chups cranberry ketchup, and of course tryptophan… Sweet, sweet, tryptozzzzz.

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The Umilfy Burger

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There’s umami… And then there’s UMILFY. This savory bombshell of sensuality knows exactly how to get those juices flowing. Sandwiched between two squishy brioche buns, lathered in kimchi ketchup (h/t) and a black garlic aioli, this cougar comes stacked with a beef patty ground with smoked bacon, sauteed onions, marinated in black vinegar, and adorned with some white miso, parmesan bacon (h/t). Helllllo Mrs. Robinson!

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